(A table sits in the middle of an empty room, with what looks to be a tape recorder on its center.  Around the table appears to be: Drakague, Zack, Rabbinhue, Del’Garn, Shan, Rynna, Elizabeth, King Lauren, Badoshi, Dax, Captain Viper, J’Selle, Drakova and Veck’Reval around it)

(TR) Tape Recorder:  This is a recording of my voice *coughdrakaguecough* I wanted to see if you could figure out which of my characters is me (besides me)!! Muahahahaha!!

TR: What is your full name?

Dax:  Huh? Daxalorei Aleska Hiete.
Zack:  Zack Alan Dis’Sillan.
Drakague:  Hah! I’m not permitted to give you my real name, so you get Mehieko Seevway Drakague!
Shan:  I ain’t sayin’.
Rynna:  Arannia Amerie Kashaol.
J’Selle:  J’Selle Myrtos H’Sal.
King Lauren:  Lauren Mistvale.  My middle name is none of your concern. *beaming*
Badoshi:  Badoshi, the Fallen.  That’s all…
Del’Garn:  Del’Garn Aras Rosineth
Rabbinhue:  Rabbinhue Rosineth.  That is all you’ll ever want to know >_>
Elizabeth:  Elizabeth Runningwater.
Captain Viper:  Viper, nothing less, nothing more.
Drakova:  I go by Drakova.  I’m too humiliated by my given name…
Veck’Reval:  Veck’Reval Hisshtan Alm’Seth.

TR: What is your first and foremost favorite color?

Dax:  White.
Zack:  Blue.
Drakague:  Black.
Shan:  *to the recorder* Gah you moron, red!! The same color as fire, RED!!
Rynna:  Pink, it’s so pretty!! ^_^
J’Selle:  O_O?
King Lauren:  Purple, definitely! ^_^ Though a nice happy blue is fine too!
Badoshi:  I have none.
Del’Garn:  I have to agree with King Lauren on the purple, but the blue wouldn’t match the style of my room very well.
Rabbinhue:  I’d have to say black.
Elizabeth:  Black.
Captain Viper:  Green, preferably an emerald.
Drakova:  I’m more of a purple fan I’d have to say.
Veck’Reval:  Black of course.

TR: What is your, first and foremost, favorite animal?

Dax:  White Siberian Tigers.
Zack:  Horse. >_>
Drakague:  Dolphin. ^_^
Shan:  I have none. >_<*
Rynna:  Doves.
J’Selle:  >_> … <_< I like cats sort of. T_T
King Lauren:  I’m a cat person. ^_^
Badoshi:  Kitties!!!!
Del’Garn:  Rabbit.
Rabbinhue:  Fox.
Elizabeth:  Dogs.
Captain Viper:  Snakes. ^_^
Drakova:  I’d have to say cat form is my fave. It looks good on the females. *winks* Raawwr!
Veck’Reval:  Badgers. ^_^

TR: What’s your favorite dish/platter/food type, to eat?

Dax:  Noodle, is pretty good. >_>
Zack:  Pizza.
Drakague:  O_O ummm... >_> … <_<
Shan:  I don’t really like eating anything.
Rynna: Well, I like everything Shan cooks. ^_^
J’Selle:  Just about anything that is considered food.
King Lauren:  My servants make a particularly spicy dish that is absolutely delicious; I cannot recall what it is called this time, though.
Badoshi:  Fried shrimp.
Del’Garn:  Cookies! O_O
Rabbinhue:  Hmm, I don’t really have a favorite.
Elizabeth:  Fish Fillet.
Captain Viper:  Goulash is pretty tasty.
Drakova:  I’ll take a good sized fish any day. ^_^
Veck’Reval:  Anything that has meat. ^_~

TR: (O_O) Moving on… what’s your favorite/Habitual saying?

Dax:  I’m your savior, m’dear.
Zack:  *coughs* There once was a man about your height… I knew him… ^_~
Drakague:  I has a Tabard! ^_^
Shan:  I shall defeat every foe, no matter the cost.
Rynna:  Never waste a moment, a life could end within a moment’s time.
J’Selle: *gives a “don’t-even-THINK-about-it” look*
King Lauren:  Love and lust are two different things that can be easily confused. ^_^
Badoshi:  Eeek!!
Del’Garn:  Oh look a bunny!! O_O
Rabbinhue:  I do not exist, never have existed and never will be in existence.
Elizabeth:  You never know when one can be trusted…
Captain Viper:  Love is a waste of time.
Drakova:  Always hang out in Darnassus.  You get a free show every time. =D
Veck’Reval:  I can show you a good time if you can give a little in return. ^_~

TR: Are you gay/straight/bi?

Dax:  I’d like to say that I’m straight but I’m truly bi-curious.
Zack:  Well, I am both male and female… so I’m guessing bi… T_T
Drakague:  Umm Bi. T_T
Shan:  God, what do you take me for?  I’m Straight S-T-R-A-I-G-H-T Straight!!
Rynna:  It is wrong for a female to date another female… So I am straight.  I believe that is the term…
J’Selle:  I have no interest in females… what does that tell you?
King Lauren:  Hmm that is an odd question; I’m not too sure…
Badoshi:  Straight.
Del’Garn:  I would hope straight…
Rabbinhue:  Thus far I have only been with females, though Naviler did make me promise, that should I find any interest in a same gender relationship, that he would be my first.
Elizabeth:  T_T (Rabbinhue doesn’t love me anymore?) I’m straight.
Captain Viper:  >_> I’m mated.  My race mates for life.  Unfortunately my mate is male. (Damn him to hell. T_T )
Drakova:  I’m a woman’s man myself.
Veck’Reval: Woman’s man, but if I have to… *cackles* Well you get the picture. ^_~

TR: Name one of your obsessions:

Dax:  Why the woman to whom that lovely voice belongs to.
Zack:  My own hair!! ^_^
Drakague:  Dragons.
Shan:  Obsession O_O?!? Hmm I do have this really bad obsession for battle, I hear it’s unhealthy for me, but I disagree.  >_> It keeps me in shape. <_<
Rynna:  Kitties!!
J’Selle:  *Gives an “I’m-not-answering-that” look*
King Lauren:  Love making.
Badoshi:  Sinning. T_T
Del’Garn:  Females.
Rabbinhue:  Traveling.  I can never seem to stay at home. >_>
Elizabeth:  I did have an obsession of finding Rabbinhue’s head on my wall. <_< … >_>
Captain Viper:  Piracy.
Drakova:  Nekkid females on a hott beach.  >^_^<
Veck’Reval:  Happy Fun Time (R rated).

TR: Most embarrassing moment? ( >:})

Dax:  When Rabbinhue waltzed in as we were about to… >_>
Everyone Else Present: NO!! O_O

TR: If you don’t answer you don’t get any more cookies. ( >:P )

Zack:  Fine.  I was about five when my mother pushed me in the bathtub, clothes and all. T_T
Drakague:  I had to shovel dung for a week for messing with the prized cow.
Shan:  *sucker for cookies* My mother made me wash the statues with my tongue for talking back.
Rynna:  dad drew a picture of me, while I was helping the cow have her calf.
J’Selle:  Tossed outside when the matron caught me nekkid, I wouldn’t sleep with her. >_>
King Lauren:  The day I summoned my mother from the other side.
Badoshi:  When my mother walked in on me and Veck. >_>
Del’Garn:  When I walked in J’Selle pleasuring himself to a drawing of some sort.
Rabbinhue:  I was chained to a metal shaft, no clothing for five days, in a public viewing room.
Elizabeth:  When I found some tom peeping in on me. T_T
Captain Viper:  When my mate met my parents. >_>
Drakova:  When my mother tried to hump my Girlfriend in the middle of a heated moment.
Veck’Reval:  When Cerberus tried to hump my leg. T_T

TR:   First on your “To Do” list:

Dax:  Why, steal you away, m’dear.
Zack:  Well I would like to get rid of this tape recorder… but I’ll be nice.
Drakague:  Get more food. >_>
Shan:  Kill you. O_O
Rynna:  To find my father some pretty flowers. ^_^
J’Selle:  To finally ask him… T_T
King Lauren:  I would like to finally buy that ring I keep forgetting. T_T
Badoshi:  To get out of this hell.
Del’Garn:  Find someone who will respect me for me. ^_^
Rabbinhue:  My next contract.
Elizabeth:  To get out of here. T_T
Captain Viper:  To come up with some new tactics.
Drakova:  Find a pirate ship ran by all females. =D
Veck’Reval:  I don’t have one. O_O

TR:   Who is your true Love?

Dax:  You, my lovely.
Zack:  I wish I knew. : (
Drakague:  >_> ... <_<;;
Shan:  I love no one. >_>
Rynna:  I love Shan does that count?? ^_^
J’Selle:  *sighs*
King Lauren:  Well I’m not really sure O_O I thought maybe Marsha but I’m kind of attracted to Ellsbeth. T_T
Badoshi:  I can love, no longer.
Del’Garn:  Well I do care for myself a great deal…
Rabbinhue:  Elizabeth.
Elizabeth:  Rabbinhue. >_>
Captain Viper:  I won’t say it as I do not love him. >_<
Drakova:  Love? O_O Whoa there, I ain’t settling down yet!!
Veck’Reval:  Hah!  Love.  You’re funny.

TR:   Any last words?

Dax:  Please say you’ll be mine, forever. c;
Zack:  Nope. >_>
Drakague:  I’m actually a robot.  T_T
Shan:  I hate you.  >_>
Rynna:  I love you all.  ^_^
J’Selle: …
King Lauren:  Well no… except Safe Travels!!
Badoshi:  I hope you rot in… never mind.  >_>
Del’Garn:  Pray that we never cross paths Mah Kabbil, pray that we never cross paths.
Rabbinhue:  You’re persistent aren’t you?  >_>
Elizabeth:  You don’t want to know. >:}
Captain Viper:  Take it and insert it where the sun dares not shine!
Drakova:  Holy *censored*.  I’m late.  O_O
Veck’Reval:  Finally it’s over.  T_T

TR: Okay.  Now I have a few last words for you all: (1) Zack, you poor, poor thing, (2) (Fake) Drakague, yes dear, you are a robot. T_T (3) Shan, you are SO in denial!! (4) Rynna, O_O you are messed up, go get help dear. (5) J’Selle, just GO ask him NOW!!  (6) King Lauren, stop being so nice all the time (7) Badoshi, >_> … <_< (8) Del’Garn, you selfish little… (9) Rabbinhue, *huggles* (10) Elizabeth, *more huggles* (11) Captain Viper, do us all a favor and GO talk to your Mate right NOW!! (12) Drakova, I loath you. (13) Veck, you disgust me… and last but not least (14) Dax, take me, take me, now. O_O;;

Dax:  *grin* Well if you insist, I’ll meet you in your room.
Zack:  T_T Gee thanks!
Drakague:  >_> My motherboard is overloaded.
Shan:  I am NOT in DENIAL!! ><
Rynna:  O_O?!?
J’Selle:  >< I will… soon.
King Lauren:  O.o
Badoshi:  o.O
Del’Garn:  No I’m not… >.>
Rabbinhue:  @_@
Elizabeth:  >_< Grrr.
Captain Viper:  *growling menacingly*
Drakova:  You’re just jealous. ^_^
Veck’Reval:  *throws the tape recorder into the nearest wall* <_<

(Everyone exits the room, the real me enters in the form of Drakague.)

Me:  No tape recorders were harmed in the making of this “Survey” >.> … <.< *picks up the fake Tape Recorder and exits “stage” left* bye-bye!!

(Darkness covers the room.  A single light falls on you and the paper in front of you.   It’s asking for your vote.  Scratch that.  It’s begging for your vote!!)